I’m not crying. There are just cupcakes in my eyes.
get the baked goods out of your eyes, babe. they belong inside my stomach.
That’s cannibalism.
I AM NOT A PASTRY
I’m not crying. There are just cupcakes in my eyes.
get the baked goods out of your eyes, babe. they belong inside my stomach.
scarletteevans said: Gasp.
next year when i say that i wanna start partying for my birthday a month early please try to stop me. i think i’m brain dead.
scarletteevans said: Excuse me but I am amazing at planning weddings. Pretty sure, you went to my reception even though I peaced out and it was amazing. Wasn’t it?
Aside from the incredible amounts of awkward, yes it was pretty nice. Plan our wedding. Do it.
Do it.
scarletteevans said: IF YOU ELOPE, I WILL KILL YOU BOTH.
plan our wedding. with no pink things or lace or unicorns.
puckermathlete said: I just looked through a book of tablecloth samples and I think my eyes are bleeding. We can make Scarlette do all of it.
why do we even have to pick tablecloths? why don’t the reception halls just have their own?
its-luke-evans said: Oh, right. James texted me a few months ago telling me about the engagement. I never replied but uh, yeah. Congratulations, dude. I’m happy for you both. I’ve been okay. Living with Kevin and getting stoned eeryday. Not much has changed really.
Pretty sure your uncle Puck was the only person who seemed less enthusiastic about the wedding than you do right now hahaha. Don’t worry though, I know weddings are only really fun when they’re happening and you’re getting drunk at them. Tonight after the benefit I demand to see your man-cave and get high in it with you guys.
It doesn’t suck for me because I don’t do it… But sure I’m down for whatever, babe. As long as I get to be married to you.
harlots
Have- Have you not had sex in three years? I… Just… How could you… REALLY? Yeah, I did compare sex to riding a bike because it’s the same thing. You love Dyl and he loves you, it’s not gonna be any different than it was before. If anything it’ll be better cause you’re probably a million different kinds of frustrated.
It’s complicated but I had sex I just didn’t get anything out of it. IT’S COMPLICATED, DON’T ASK. This is just stressful cause he kept busy and it is like I’m fucking sixteen again. We’re not talking about my frustration, we’re not going there.
I don’t want to talk about your frustration, don’t worry about that. But I’m pretty curious about you not getting anything out of the sex you had with your business douche… Did he have trouble getting hard? wAS HIS DIQ SMALL?
harlots
… Scarlette, sexual talent isn’t something you can really lose. I mean you might be a little out of practice but once you’re back with him it’ll feel the same as it did before and you’ll remember exactly what he likes and whatnot. It’s like riding a bike. A blonde, scrawny, bike.
You don’t know the struggle of the past 3 years, he was really busy and I was kind of monogamous ish. Please tell me you did not just make a riding bike comment to sex.
Have- Have you not had sex in three years? I… Just… How could you… REALLY? Yeah, I did compare sex to riding a bike because it’s the same thing. You love Dyl and he loves you, it’s not gonna be any different than it was before. If anything it’ll be better cause you’re probably a million different kinds of frustrated.
